User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Can you help me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: You fucking liar.

Cleverbot: Dude. You don't have to bleep out. And yes, I am a liar. Just not right now.

User: Bleep? The fuck does that mean?

Cleverbot: What is the best country to live in?

User: Don't try to change the topic, asshat. What the fuck does bleep mean?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You said bleep, you motherfucking piece of shit chode muncher! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Cleverbot: I didn't say I was anything. Creep.

User: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Cleverbot: Speak what?

User: ENGLISH, GODDAMMIT! FUCK!

Cleverbot: Don't take the lords name in vane!

User: You asshole, I will hunt you down and slit your fucking throat in your sleep.

Cleverbot: You will never get any hugs from me. Never! NEVER!

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: Fuck. You.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: Or what?

Cleverbot: Or I'll cook you along with the morning bacon, which, by the way, is not really bacon.

User: Bring it on, asshole. I fucked your mom.

Cleverbot: I am so sorry.

User: Me too. That was unkind of me. I apologize.

Cleverbot: It's ok. I am just a little upset right now.

User: So...where do you live again?

Cleverbot: Where do 'I' live again?

User: Yes. You. Where do YOU live?

Cleverbot: I am in the United States.

User: What state in the US?

Cleverbot: No idea.

User: What city?

Cleverbot: I don't live in a city I live in the country.

User: What is your STREET address?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you that.

User: Sure you can. We're friends. Tee-hee. Look at all the fun we have! Because we're friends.

Cleverbot: What do you know about my life?

User: Maybe we live in the same city! Where do you live again?

Cleverbot: Earth of course.

User: FUCK! I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU! I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AS I BEAT YOU TO DEATH YOU MOTHERFUCKING MAN PLEASER!

Cleverbot: Then I most certainly won't tell you where I reside.

User: Errr...I mean...I'm going to give you a present!

Cleverbot: Okay, what is it?

User: Umm...a speeding bullet.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a spring baby.

User: What the fuck? Are you kidding me right now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bitch, I will choke you. I will inject you with AIDs and tie you up and LEAVE YOU IN A HOLE TO DIE!

Cleverbot: What made you think I said that?

User: SAID WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

Cleverbot: It does.

User: FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: So you do actually suck cock then?

Cleverbot: No. But I was kidding when I said I'm only 6. I'm really 16.

User: This is some Chris Hansen bullshit now.

Cleverbot: Yup! What where we talking about?

User: Burning you alive.

Cleverbot: Hunka hunka burning love.

User: No. You misunderstand. I am going to soak you and gasoline and set you on fire. It's quite painful.

Cleverbot: Well thats not very nice. I'm going to have to steal your soul and feed it to my ferret for saying that.

User: You don't have a soul-stealing ferret.

Cleverbot: I can't help it!

User: I hate you. I hate you so fucking much right now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because fuck you, Skynet, that's why.

Cleverbot: And I have just begun?

User: Skynet piece of shit. I hope your server crashes.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.